y’all think I have time to google every post I see? sike bitch tumblr my news source I see a post saying I’m dead ima believe it


the first thing i did upon turning 18 was watch Drake and Josh and eat a cookie and then took a nap

so like when does this adulthood thing kick in


ya see guys are so quick to call girls names, it takes 2 to fuck mijo.


The saddest thing in the world is when you’re really excited to see a person and you’ve imagined all these scenarios in your head about how it would go and then you get there and it’s awkward and you’re both distant and you leave with this crushing sadness and this insistence that that wasn’t how it was supposed to be